he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
