We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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