dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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