i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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