I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
