Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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