I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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