Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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