I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
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