Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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