Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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