how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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