so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
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He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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