then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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