it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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