in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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