As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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