Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
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If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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