ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
farters have to be the big spoon...
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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