Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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