oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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