doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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