R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Your mouth is God's brothel.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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