so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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