there's paper in my vomit.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
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Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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