North Korea, Best Korea!
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
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she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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