So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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