she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
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But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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