1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
she pinky promised me she was 18
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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