Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
People with herpes should wear stickers.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
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Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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