I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
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