I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
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I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
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hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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