Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
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Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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