me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
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Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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