Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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