we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
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My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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