I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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