The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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