Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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