She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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