She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Your shirt... Was in my pants
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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