This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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