Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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