I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
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I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
You need Xanax blowdarts
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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