just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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