omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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