Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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