In America we eat man semen.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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