So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
