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I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?

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(413): I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person? http://tfl.nu/zgr7

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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.

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(203): I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious. http://tfl.nu/9dex

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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.

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(205): Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that. http://tfl.nu/r5hc

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He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.

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(978): He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore. http://tfl.nu/4chi

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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.

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(478): There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect. http://tfl.nu/c9bw

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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass

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(403): I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass http://tfl.nu/mda2

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On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse

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(404): On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse http://tfl.nu/4mlr

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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?

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(443): The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help? http://tfl.nu/pqdk

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well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.

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(812): well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me. http://tfl.nu/v83s

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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?

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(414): Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that? http://tfl.nu/owak

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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.

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(419): PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me. http://tfl.nu/iheo

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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.

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(217): 3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa. http://tfl.nu/7ujo

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No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace

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(780): No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace http://tfl.nu/va4a

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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.

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(589): This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing. http://tfl.nu/5sq0

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Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup

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(715): Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup http://tfl.nu/az6p

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