I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
it hurts more in the daytime
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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