just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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