I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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