I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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its like you know when i get waxed
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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